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cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

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teenwhocriedwolf:

For another Toyota commercial, they should be like 

'Isaac we're putting you in the trunk' 

and then he’ll start freaking out about the tight spaces and they put him in the trunk and he’ll be like 

'wow this is so spacious. look at all this storage, i'm not scared at all' 

and then they’ll pan the camera to Derek and he’ll give an award winning smile and a thumbs up to the camera and to the car sales man. 

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thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

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giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

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silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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